Review - The Hunger Games
In a decadent future, The Hunger Games' child-on-child deathmatches entertain the mindless and cow the oppressed. Today, they're as dangerous as a PG-13 movie dares be. Though the sharp edges present...
View ArticleKiller Klowns from Outer Space
I'll admit it, as a kid Killer Klowns from Outer Space scared the heck out of me. Long before ICP comes to earth, this bunch of goofy clowns, with a really great toy-based arsenal, land their...
View ArticleBattle Beyond the Stars
One of the first--and most fun!--science fiction movies I've ever seen is Roger Corman's Battle Beyond the Stars. Shad (Richard Thomas) sets out to save his tiny home world of Akira from John Saxon's...
View ArticleThe Onion reviews 'Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again'
Unsure if you want to plunk down your hard-earned cash to see Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again? Let the Onion's Head Film Critic Peter K. Rosenthal (comedian Ron E. Rains) persuade you, you "miserable...
View Article"Dinner in America" is a modern indie movie classic with a badass soundtrack
20 minutes into watching Dinner in America, I turned to my wife and said that I wished this movie had existed back when I was in high school. Aesthetically, it has a lot in common with those mid-90s...
View ArticleReview: I wish "Oppenheimer" had ignited the atmosphere
Honestly, I had no interest in seeing this movie originally, simply by virtue of the billboard featuring an explosion. This implied that the film would be an action movie, about the nuclear bomb, as...
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